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Did they only poll CNN staffers? And if so, why didn’t CNN rank higher?

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A CNN Poll of CNN viewers...All 300,000 of them

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CNN: And the CNN BNN (Best News Network) Award goes to: CNN.

CNN: OMG!!!!! Thank you thank you. This is so unexpected. We’re just happy to be included in the group of nominees, namely CNN, CNN, CNN, CNN, and CNN.