[Dutch Boy]

Biden will be pumped full of drugs to keep him looking sharp. Bernie should work to make Biden snap on air.

[crz]

Bernie will bend over a squeal like a pig.

[Rastus]

Biden will be pumped full of drugs to keep him looking sharp.

Okay, okay, okay
Just a little pinprick
There’ll be no more “Ahhhhhhh ahhh ahh!”
But you may feel a little sick

Can you stand up?
I do believe it’s working. Good.
That’ll keep you going for the debate
Come on, it’s getting late

[catnipman]

“Biden will be pumped full of drugs to keep him looking sharp.”

which could end up making him much worse: those kinds of drugs are extremely difficult to balance correctly ...