[nascarnation]

How much dough do you have to send in to get the cure?

[rrrod]

One cure for $300 two for $499

[fwdude]

How much dough do you have to send in to get the cure?

As one parody “preacher” on our morning news radio show once said:

“ It won’t take much. Just send in your love offering of 5, 10, 15 or 20 THOUSAND dollars....”

[Emmett McCarthy]

But with the cure, he throws in a case to toilet paper.