[xp38]

Keep calm and buy a bidet. :)

[mrmeyer]

We are stocked up. My wife was at a different store during her lunch break yesterday to buy bread crumbs and she was shocked at the hysterical folks stripping shelves. She said you would have thought that world was ending

[GingisK]

This is the best solution. Next best is a shower head on the end of a hose. Those are still available.

Why does this so-called modern Nation still use toilet paper? You'd think we would eventually get rid of the Sears catalog and join the 21st century.

[cornfedcowboy]

Keep calm and buy a bidet. :)
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No way. Too hard on the knees when you brush your teeth.