He will declare a state of emergency because that shipment of Venezuelan coffee beans didn’t arrive. The ship was hijacked by parties unknown
A person couldn’t have picked a zanier bunch of misfits and freaks if they tried their hardest :)
Lamentably, too accurate to be satire.
Tom Steyer, could you please stop the snowfall this winter? Thank you, slippery roads are so annoying.
Steyer, please warm up the evenings more, so that I can sit out on my porch.
Your Climate State of Emergency is great.
I look forward to warm snow free evenings.
And be immediately impeached for abuse of powers.
Feckless big mouth wealthy dope. Give him a lollipop and send him home so he can tell himself he has been validated by his “concerns”