Enviros put the squeeze on Charmin toilet paper

THE WESTERNER ^ | 10/10/2019 | Irina Ivanova

[OregonRancher]

Just leave my Charmin alone!!

[Does so]

•Forest Type # 1. Equatorial Moist Evergreen or Rainforest: •Forest Type # 2. Tropical Deciduous Forest: •Forest Type # 3. Mediterranean Forests: •Forest Type # 4. Temperate Broad-leaved Deciduous and Mixed Forest: •Forest Type # 5. Warm Temperate Broad-leaved Deciduous Forest: •Forest Type # 6. Coniferous Forest:

scrub, barrens...

[cowpoke]

LOL...definitely not Charmin

[Rinnwald]

Mr. Whipple can’t help squeezing the large swath of virgin forest ringing around the arctic.

[Kickass Conservative]

They do know that Trees are a sustainable Resource, right?

I live in MS. We have Logging Trucks all over the place heading for the Paper Mills. It’s great for the local economy.

I’ve read there are more Trees in North America than ever before.

[Polyxene]

“...a product that is used for seconds and flushed...”

What do they want us to do?? Keep the dirty toilet paper and recycle it?? OR do they want P&G to make TP with wood chips so big, we get rectal lacerations?? JMHO

[Fai Mao]

“What other kind of forest is there? Petrified? Rough TP from that one.”

A boral Forest is a northern forest composed of conifers or pine trees generally in a just subarctic area

[dead]

"It's just unacceptable that a company like P&G is making toilet paper, a product that is used for seconds and flushed, from virgin pulp," said Shelley Vinyard

I agree with her, if it's true.

[EnglishOnly]

Mr. Whipple says...…………

[jimtorr]

Sorry, enviro-mentalists, but there is no room in my WC for a bidet.

[IronJack]

“Unacceptable” for whom, you self-righteous, virtue-posturing fascist? It would be perfectly acceptable to me if they were to pulp the whole damned rainforest and use it for buttwad.

So speak for yourself.

[real saxophonist]

As long as he's not squeezing the virgins.

That's Biden's gig...

[cyclotic]

I was at the nascar race last weekend. There was a surprising level of diversity in the crowd and even in the pits.

[I want the USA back]

Straws, plastic bags, toilet paper. What will be next?

[Bruce Kurtz]

They won’t be satisfied until they make us use European style 60-grit toilet paper so rough you have to rub it to get the wood chips out.

[sheana]

Just got back from Scotland. Stayed in 3 different named hotels...and yeah, they’re toilet paper sucks.

[TomGuy]

TREEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/G880gxjj9dI

[real saxophonist]

John Wayne toilet paper. Rough & tough, and don’t take no sh!t off no one.

[TomGuy]

Straws, plastic bags, toilet paper. What will be next?

FR thread:

The Many Things that Democrats want to Ban (Running List)

[OrangeHoof]

P & G tells more than 150 groups to KMA.

Or, more likely, WMA.