To: bboop
My wife won’t let me use heroin.
2 posted on
10/05/2019 1:10:35 PM PDT by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: dp0622
I feel sorry for you.My wife *encourages* me to use heroin. She says it's the only thing that will shut me up!
5 posted on
10/05/2019 1:12:00 PM PDT by
Gay State Conservative
(A joke: Brennan,Comey and Lynch walk into a Barr...)
To: dp0622
My heroin won’t let me use wife.
To: dp0622
My wife won’t let me use anything that doesn’t forward her agenda. I call her Genghis Marilyn. (When she ain’t around) 😜. I quit statins years ago, and cigarettes, and swearing/well not so much.
11 posted on
10/05/2019 1:16:42 PM PDT by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought))
To: dp0622
Don’t you just hate that. Such a great low, and the expense be damned I say. 8>)
To: dp0622
Mine too. No heroin for me. She insists I use fentanol. So much cheaper per fix. Damned cheapskate.
25 posted on
10/05/2019 1:28:33 PM PDT by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: dp0622
I was put on Atorvastatin, I call it Anna Torv statin.
So far, no side effects. And no Anna Torv.
29 posted on
10/05/2019 1:30:24 PM PDT by
real saxophonist
(Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
To: dp0622
my husband won’t let me use power tools or the internet!
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