Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

To: Dacula

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that. But that’s not what he said! He distinctly said “to blave.” And, as we all know, “to blave” means “to bluff,” huh? So you’re probably playing cards, and he cheated—

Liar! LIAR! LI-A-A-AR!

Get back, witch!

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore!

You never had it so good.

“True love!” He said, “true love,” Max! My God—

Don’t say another word, Valerie.

He’s afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered.


14 posted on 08/11/2019 1:41:26 PM PDT by EEGator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies ]


To: EEGator

You have done well Gator. My hat is off to you!


15 posted on 08/11/2019 1:49:33 PM PDT by Dacula
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson