Maybe a public proclamation by the police departments across the country to the effect of: “We Will No Longer Provide ANY protection, answer ANY calls, nor respond to ANY requests for Assistance from any Starbucks Location” would be appropriate.
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I love that idea. I also would love to see some police officers listening to Clark Howard or Dave Ramsey so they would stop spending money at Starbucks and wasting money. There’s better and cheaper coffee elsewhere.
“...There’s better and cheaper coffee elsewhere....”
.... from companies that don’t hate you.
Deprive the enemy of funds as much as you can.
“There’s better and cheaper coffee elsewhere.”
Ain’t it that the truth. I prefer the coffee at my local Speedway gas station. Twice as tasty and a fraction of the price.