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Rock/Paper/Scissor/Lizard/Spock

A Simple Way to Remember Who Wins
Scissors cuts paper.
Paper covers rock.
Rock crushes lizard.
Lizard poisons Spock.
Spock smashes scissors.
Scissors decapitates lizard.
Lizard eats paper.
Paper disproves Spock.
Spock vaporizes rock.
Rock crushes scissors.

More Details and History

[Telepathic Intruder]

• Photon torpedoes blow up everything
• Light sabers block everything
• Aliens burst out of your chest first before you can do anything
• Star gates allow you to escape before any of that happens
• You can travel back through time and counter anything anyone does before it happens

Everyone loses

[Vermont Lt]

Its just a step to the left.
And a jump to the right.
Put your hand on your hips.
Put the punk it your sights.

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