[Maceman]

His mission was to kill and be killed.

I wish he could be put in solitary for life and forced to listen to Handel's Hallelujah 24 hours a day until he dies.

Or at least "Surfin' Bird."

[Bull Snipe]

no, feed him a bacon & ham sandwich, then take him out, cover him in pigs blood, then shoot him (with bullets coated with hog lard). He will be unclean in the eyes of Allah, and condemned forever.

[Celtic Conservative]

I believe “surfin bird” violates the constitutional protections against cruel and unusual punishment. Instead, play him the soundtrack from the “it’s a small world” ride at Disneyland. He’ll kill himself.

CC

[Garvin]

The Trashmen - Surfin Bird - Bird is the Word 1963 (RE-MASTERED) (ALT End Video) (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

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A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird bird bird bird
B-bird’s the word oh well-a bird bird bird
Bird is a word oh well-a bird bird bird
Well-a bird is the word oh well-a bird bird bird
B-bird’s the word a-well-a bird bird
Well-a bird is a word a-well-a bird bird
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B-bird’s a word a-well-a bird bird bird
Well-a bird is a word a-well-a bird bird
B-bird’s the word now well-a
Don’t you know ‘bout the bird
Well everybody knows that the bird is a word
Oh well-a bird bird b-birds oh word well!
Well-a bird is a word a-well-a bird bird
B-bird’s the word oh well-a bird bird bird
B-bird’s the word a-well-a don’t you know ‘bout the bird
Well everybody know that the bird is a word a-well-a bird bird
Oh well-a bird bird b-birds oh word well!

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B-bird’s the word oh well-a bird bird bird
B-bird’s the word a-well-a bird bird bird
B-birds the word now when a bird bird
B-birds a word now when a bird bird bird
B-bird’s a word now well a bird bird bird
B-bird’s the word oh well-a bird bird bird
B-bird’s the word a-well-a bird bird bird
B-bird’s the word a-well-a don’t you know ‘bout the bird
Well everybody’s knows a-bout the bird a-well-a bird bird
B-birds the word well a
Somethin’ ‘bout
Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau mau
Papa com-a mau mau well-a don’t you know ‘bout the bird
Well everybody know that the bird is a word
Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau mau