[Yardstick]

Well of course you do, as do we all.

Is this an anti-hedge hog posting?

[nevergore]

This entire post is going sideways....

[fugazi]

Is this an anti-hedge hog posting? I can verify that no hedgehogs were harmed during the writing of this piece, and unless stated otherwise, all hedgehogs that made it inside anyone's pants only did so once they had confirmed consent of all parties involved.