[John Semmens]

ping

[rllngrk33]

Hey Fauxahontas, how many other Americans were killed by illegal aliens in the last 20-30 years?

[Seaplaner]

Whoa! I'm struggling to find the most important allegedly satirical "quote". From Clinton crime to the Tibbits tradegy to Sweden's illegal alien issue, all are important.

That said... As the Trump economic boom has pushed the state's unemployment rate to a low of 4.2%, the Brown Administration has applied to the U.S. Department of Agriculture for a waiver of the requirement for 800,000 able-bodied and childless Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) recipients in 55 counties to do some work in exchange for this government benefit.

Gov. Jerry Brown (D) defended the action calling it "an act of mercy. Most of these long-term welfare recipients have no work experience or aptitude. Demanding that they enter the workforce even on a part time basis constitutes an inhumane and traumatic culture shock. In theory, they might be capable of doing some work, but in reality they are habituated to an indolent lifestyle. Any tasks they might be induced to perform will very likely be done poorly. So, not only would forcing them to work destroy their way of life, the output of their efforts will almost certainly prove unsatisfactory." >

What do you call it when satire is truth?

"Fake satire?"

I dunno. But thanks, John, for another scary/humorous satirical view of the real news of the day.

[marron]

Rivera’s attorney is more worked up about his client being called “illegal” than being called “murderer”.