Posted on 08/16/2018 9:37:33 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
Ban people from that pathetic moozlum - run city.
Before long there won't be anything left but Sharia Law and no way for the citizens to protect themselves.
Can't help but think Kahn is nothing more than an Islamic wolf in British sheep's clothing.
Ain't diversity and multiculturalism grand?
This is the first step to the dreaded CarBan Tax.
Have they began regulating the sale, production or possession of certain kinds of acid? There have been many Londoners splashed in the face with caustic chemicals, many permanently scarred. The acid throwers usually just ride off on their mopeds into the sunset without ever being caught or prosecuted.
There is never any good reason to splash someone with acid, but the few perpetrators who have been caught confess to throwing for stupid reasons; the girl wouldn’t give him her phone number, or the jogger would not give me money when I asked for it. Or the old standby; “She was improperly uncovered, in defiance to Allah!”
“I have called this meeting to see what items we should ban to prevent Moslems from using them to kill people in London.”
“Twinkies!”
“I told you not to call me that!”
“No, I mean Twinkies. The golden cake filled with cream.”
“Oh. How are those dangerous?”
“The plastic wrap can be used like a knife. Here, let me demonstrate.”
Crinkle crinkle
Slash slash
“That didn’t hurt.”
“That’s only because I went easy on you. If I was a really angry Moslem, you’d be screaming and calling for the police.”
“Because you have a handful of plastic wrap?”
“Yes, but this is special Assault Plastic Wrap.”
“Dad was right. I should have been a driving instructor.”
Kahn wants to bring in Camels instead of cars.
This insanity is what happens when liberals are in charge.
Satire?
Please?
That’s what the crypto-liberals say when you try to crack down on
all the nuts fruits and flakes including Islamokooks
Ban yourself, and all the other pig-dog murder muzzies.
I believe he banned Thinking...let’s ban Terrorists, Mayor Kook, er I meant Khan...
Ding, Ding, Ding!
We have a winner.....
hmmmmm.....
With all these islamic terrorist attacks, if we could isolate just one attribute that was causing all these islamic terrorist attacks.
I don’t think we’ll ever find that one common thread to all these islamic terrorist attacks.
They COULD have a Muslim ban. That way you could safely own knives, guns, and cars (and bats, picks, shovels, wombats, bowling pins or anything else a Muslim could use to kill innocent people in London).
That would be wrong though.
Normals would support a ban on that 7th century totalitarian satanic death cult.
dint the muslime goathumper say it's just the nature of city life?
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