D.C. Area Witches Unite for Gun Control, Hurl Curses at the NRA

nraila.org ^ | June 15, 2018

[laplata]

I’m certain that hundreds of covens & thousands of witches have been casting hexes on PDJT, and sticking pins in PDJT dolls, since he took office.

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I’ve heard that it is true.

[wastedyears]

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

[piytar]

I doubt any one of these “witches” has an ounce of real power or true arcane knowledge amongst them. But if any of them does, they should know the Rule of Three. /I know most Freepers don’t believe any of this stuff is real; I believe a very little bit of it is completely real and completely anti-God

[jmcenanly]

Every time I hear of these benighted women trying to put a curse on conservatives, one thing comes to mind.

[jmcenanly]

They didn’t ride those brooms side saddle.

[jmcenanly]

They didn’t ride those brooms side saddle.

[golux]

Witches often convene around thick brush in areas far from where your rifle was last zeroed, and they have keen senses of smell EVEN WHEN THEY ARE COOKING.

Especially with bolt-action weapons and multiple moving targets you have ONE SHOT.

So, Freepers: CHECK YOUR ZERO before hunting witches!

[TianaHighrider]

This will certainly make being a ‘witch’ no longer ‘cool’ to the ‘in crowd and a great deal of the youth and independents. They will all be fleeing these flaky feminazis like very old garbage festering in the heat.

[MikePipper]

‘witches’
a.k.a. severely neurotic lesbians.

[PROCON]

It's spiritual warfare, one just has to observe how unhinged, evil and ungodly many people have become on the left.

It's real and it is anti-God.

[Salvavida]

Never suffer a witch to live.

Exodus 22:18

[The_Media_never_lie]

Wonder if any of the witches are CNN reporterettes?

[Basket_of_Deplorables]

Yeah, that will do a lot.

Not.

[Falconspeed]

”Salisbury stridently hurls curses.” He is warming up for his activities in the next life where he will be told to curse by dark forces and lack to freedom to say ‘no.’ Poor guy.

[A strike]

Oh, No; not witches against guns !

Guess we should all 5star cross ourselves to gain favor with Satan. (because he is obviously not for all this murder and mayhem).

[KarlInOhio]

Hokey religions and ancient curses are no match for a good .45 ACP at your side, kid.

(Yes, I was just reading the Star Wars thread. Why do you ask?)

[Blood of Tyrants]

Witchcraft is nothing but devil worshiping so it makes sense that they would join in with evil liberals who want to control every aspect of your life.

[Billthedrill]

Aw, man, that’s why my scope suddenly lost zero. Turned me into a newt, too. I got better.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Liberals are like a spoiled child who constantly runs to mommie to make everyone else do what they want them to do. Liberals claim to want freedom when in reality they want to control literally every aspect of your life.

[Reily]

As long as they don’t turn NRA members into newts!