A Near-100% Guarantee on Preventing STDs

www.TrevorGrantThomas.com ^ | 6/11/2018 | Trevor Grant Thomas

[cyclotic]

I’m in the same boat. I think you’ve spent four seconds longer than I have worrying about STD’s.

[DWW1990]

Well that was the author, but yeah, me too, or rather #MeToo!. Maybe we should start a new meme!

[NorthMountain]

#MeToo!

Pound Me, Too?

[Snowybear]

Funny how that works!

[DWW1990]

It’s a Twitter thing: https://techforluddites.com/hashtag/

[moovova]

As Ann Landers suggested...

...the best birth control for girls...they should put an aspirin between their knees to keep them from spreading their legs.

Of course, now days, the aspirin should be lodged between a guy’s butt cheeks.

[DWW1990]

But not complicated!

[mjp]

Gonorrhea No Longer Treatable

[cyclotic]

Sorry, not thinking. Instead of you’ve I meant He’s.

I also have four kids. All adults who practice the same level of morality thus have no problems.

One daughter is taking some medication with some bad side effects to unborn babies. The doctor wanted to put her on birth control pills. She had a hard time convincing him that that would not be necessary. She had to sign some legal documents.

[DWW1990]

Of course, now days, the aspirin should be lodged between a guy’s butt cheeks. Or maybe a cork? And, eeeewwwwww! Leave it to the left to normalize the human waste canal as a sex organ!

[Gamecock]

Stay off of tractors.

[G Larry]

The “modern world” is all about making all forms of sin safe from worldly consequences.

[DWW1990]

No problem. Interesting about your daughter. Likewise, we’ve never given (and will never give) our kids the Gardasil vaccine—in spite of the attempts (TV commercials) by the left to guilt us into doing so.

[NorthMountain]

Twitter

Yeah, I know. Just in context, "pound" is so much funnier.

[DWW1990]

EXACTLY! The left wants to vaccinate themselves against all of the consequences of living their lives on their own (sinful) terms!

[DWW1990]

Oh, ok. A funny. I get it now! ;)

[dsrtsage]

Perhaps I am old, but even the thought of getting together with somebody who has had an uncountable quantity of herpes encrusted dudes slobbering all over her makes my skin crawl.

[cyclotic]

Nope, me neither. Practice Christian morality and you can ignore much about our culture.

[cymbeline]

“Stay off of tractors”

How does that work?