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1 posted on 05/26/2018 8:50:04 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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Good one!


2 posted on 05/26/2018 8:52:13 AM PDT by Dalberg-Acton
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LMAO.


3 posted on 05/26/2018 8:52:52 AM PDT by Alberta's Child ("I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.")
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Our truckers are a rolling army. Each and every trucker carries a gun for protection.


4 posted on 05/26/2018 8:53:37 AM PDT by abclily
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BREAKER——ONE—NINE!


5 posted on 05/26/2018 8:54:00 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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The trucker must have been the “Rubber Duck”


6 posted on 05/26/2018 8:59:49 AM PDT by jazusamo (Have YOU Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
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That’s great. I wonder how long it would last posted on British forums since they seem to have gone full repressive censorship?


7 posted on 05/26/2018 9:05:47 AM PDT by Truth29
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You should have rushed immediately to the wreck site and if any of the ‘slimes were still breathing, rendered assistance ... to the truck driver.


8 posted on 05/26/2018 9:06:55 AM PDT by IronJack (A)
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To: Oldpuppymax

Related trucker story (not sure if this is true but it could be):

A trucker stops for a red light with a car closely following. A blonde jumps out of the car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her and continues down the street.

At the next red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, she lowers it and he says, “Hi, my name is Mark, it’s wintertime and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”


10 posted on 05/26/2018 9:13:52 AM PDT by upchuck (The problem: parents doing their careers instead of raising their kids. h/t: Wyrd bið ful aræd)
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To: Oldpuppymax
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!

Nice story with a happy ending

But how did the guy pass all the DMV theory tests, then pass the driving test with a dual range manual 12-speed gearbox hauling a 53 ft trailer..and the important air brake safety tests and how to couple uncouple the trailer....enquiring minds seek to know.

11 posted on 05/26/2018 9:13:56 AM PDT by spokeshave2 (Formerly as spokeshave...now restarted after computer issues.)
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Excellent.


17 posted on 05/26/2018 9:27:48 AM PDT by Yogafist
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HA!


19 posted on 05/26/2018 10:01:39 AM PDT by ronniesgal ( I wonder what his FR handle is??)
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"The Long Red Light"


Sounds like one of John D. MacDonald's "Travis McGee" novels.

24 posted on 05/26/2018 10:46:18 AM PDT by moovova
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I love it.


26 posted on 05/26/2018 1:32:45 PM PDT by sparklite2 (See more at Sparklite Times)
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:-}


27 posted on 05/27/2018 3:10:17 AM PDT by trebb (I stopped picking on the mentally ill hypocrite<i> Yet anoths who pose as conservatives...mostly ;-})
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