Good one!
LMAO.
Our truckers are a rolling army. Each and every trucker carries a gun for protection.
BREAKER——ONE—NINE!
The trucker must have been the “Rubber Duck”
That’s great. I wonder how long it would last posted on British forums since they seem to have gone full repressive censorship?
You should have rushed immediately to the wreck site and if any of the ‘slimes were still breathing, rendered assistance ... to the truck driver.
Related trucker story (not sure if this is true but it could be):
A trucker stops for a red light with a car closely following. A blonde jumps out of the car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her and continues down the street.
At the next red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, she lowers it and he says, “Hi, my name is Mark, it’s wintertime and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”
Nice story with a happy ending
But how did the guy pass all the DMV theory tests, then pass the driving test with a dual range manual 12-speed gearbox hauling a 53 ft trailer..and the important air brake safety tests and how to couple uncouple the trailer....enquiring minds seek to know.
Excellent.
HA!
Sounds like one of John D. MacDonald's "Travis McGee" novels.
I love it.
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