[cartan]

I’d already count as Schwaben anybody who can even tell the difference ;-)

[Does so]

Yelling upstairs from the front door in Lübeck, northern Germany:

"Daddy, there's a man at the front door who is speaking in an incomprehensible dialect".

;)

[Does so]

Schwaban?

"Pidgin" German?

OK, bad pun...

;)