[Kozak]

“Right. Here in WA there was talk about a “Safety Committee” who would come to your house to ask you if you’re keeping your guns safe and want to see if they are. Really.”

I’d be happy to show them on my terms.....

[SkyDancer]

Well, after a few brief comments from the locals that idea was not followed.

Safety Committee: We're here to check on how you're safely storing your guns

Home Owner: Well, I do have a problem with them.

Safety Committee: Oh, and what that might be?

Home Owner: Too many bullets. >BLAM<

Safety Committee: Oh Lordy, our tire just went flat!