Posted on 09/21/2017 3:08:51 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
I don't know nothin' 'bout no Oregon newspaper. Or Oregon for that matter. Other than California immigrants F'd it up and Portland is ground zero of the zombie apocalypse.
My point was, how come Morgan Freeman gets to say stupid shit and he gets put in the paper when I say ten times more stupid shit than he does and nobody writes it down. It just ain't fair, I tell ya.
Life sucks. :)
It’s SOOOOOOO funny watching veterans of the Nuclear Freeze movement of the 1980’s now beating war drums against Russia.
You know, you're right. Sometimes I can be unthinkingly cruel. My apologies.
But didn't that "decorating the bar" crack by Vaquero cheer you up? That was a good one, right? In case you didn't see it, 'ol morgan got tortured and kilt by Little Bill (The Duck of Death, I says) and displayed out front of the saloon and was referred to by Clint Eastwood as his friend "decorating the bar."
Vaquero hit the pinnacle of humor with that one and it was right up your alley. Didn't ya like that one, old timer? Wasn't it great?
I grasp fleeting moments of humor and happiness as they pass by.
FR helps to distract me from my malaise.
Let this be one of them my friend. Hang out with me, I'm funny as shit.
You have thrown down the gauntlet, FRiend...
Well, pick it up cousin. Pick it up.
I know that my goto experts on foreign policy are always actors in Hollywood. Is their anything they don’t know?
</Extreme, eye watering sarcasm>
Why can’t ONE OF YOU guys that know your stuff be on the sunday talk shows?
How about Joe from the street being invited on.
Or in this case paradise from FR :)
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