What language was this in before it was run through babblefish?
It seems he’s Indian, but trying and failing to speak in American idiom and slang. It’s more comprehensible than your typical Indian call center employee’s inscrutably complex babble using many, many syllables to convey next to no meaning, but that’s a pretty low bar.
>> What language was this in before it was run through babblefish? <<
I’d hazard a guess that it was originally Swiftic, possibly in that tongue’s West Brobdingnagian dialect.