[BraveMan]

E. All of the above.

It is a piece called Deteriorata, written by National Lampoon back in the ‘70s. Apologies if you found it offensive.

[TXnMA]

Not necessarily offended; just surprised that, after reading blueunicorn6's reaction -- that mine was so different...

Your apology wasn't really needed -- but, it was appreciated, FRiend!