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8 Angler Pickup Lines
Cal Sportsman ^
| 11/21/2016
| M Poe
Posted on 11/21/2016 11:24:00 AM PST by w1n1
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posted on
11/21/2016 11:24:00 AM PST
by
w1n1
To: w1n1
Lord, I want to post one but I’m scared to...*LOL*
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posted on
11/21/2016 11:31:41 AM PST
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: w1n1
I’m gonna FReepmail it to ya...OK???
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posted on
11/21/2016 11:32:37 AM PST
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: w1n1
You’ve got me hook, line and sinker babe.
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posted on
11/21/2016 11:41:24 AM PST
by
moovova
To: w1n1
All I know is about the young lady who went fishing with 5 male friends and came home with a red snapper.
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posted on
11/21/2016 11:48:39 AM PST
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: w1n1
Honest...that slimy stuff on my fingers came from the fish.
To: w1n1
What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
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posted on
11/21/2016 11:53:17 AM PST
by
bankwalker
(Does a fish know that it's wet?)
To: bankwalker
What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Praise Allah?
To: w1n1
“Have you ever posed with a fishbra?”
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posted on
11/21/2016 11:55:36 AM PST
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
To: w1n1
If beauty were a drop of water, you’d be an ocean.
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posted on
11/21/2016 11:55:36 AM PST
by
llevrok
(je sui cou rouge !)
To: bankwalker
Baby, I love to eat fish smelling things......
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posted on
11/21/2016 11:56:05 AM PST
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: w1n1
It’s been so long since I’ve used a pickup line (married 43 years) I forget!
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posted on
11/21/2016 12:06:11 PM PST
by
JimRed
(Is it 1776 yet? TERM LIMITS, now and forever! Build the Wall, NOW!)
To: w1n1
In a dockside bar one night, crowd was mixed locals and tourists. A very attractive, young blonde comes in with another friend and, as it turns out, her very attractive mom following behind. Too old for the young ladies (a man’s got to know his limitations) I started up a conversation with the mom. We hit it off and were having a good time when the daughter comes over to check on mom and say hey. That is when I noticed the attractive young blonde had a ring like a nose ring, but it was in her lip. WTH?
I told her that I could help her if she had a few minutes. She looked puzzled. She said, “Help?”
I said, “Yeah, I have some pliers back in a tackle box on the boat that I could get that thing out of your mouth with.”
Well... her mom laughed anyway...
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posted on
11/21/2016 12:09:37 PM PST
by
Hatteras
To: w1n1
The only ones I can think of would get me slapped!
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posted on
11/21/2016 12:16:40 PM PST
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: w1n1
Reminds me of a song...
Well, I'm gonna miss her!
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lake shore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite...
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posted on
11/21/2016 12:22:00 PM PST
by
TADSLOS
(God Bless President-Elect Trump! God Bless the United States of America!)
To: w1n1
“Do you like fish sticks as much as I do?” /Kanye
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posted on
11/21/2016 12:22:13 PM PST
by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building)
To: bankwalker
To: w1n1
There was a cute gal fishing on the pier.
I walked over, gave her a smile and said “I’ve got worms.”
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posted on
11/21/2016 12:43:58 PM PST
by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
To: w1n1
I prefer the direct approach:
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posted on
11/21/2016 12:48:04 PM PST
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: CollegeRepublican
“Hello Ladies!”
There it is.
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