It's the obvious thing for the Dems, the Party of the Majority of Minorities to do. Just pick someone to lead them who is both Hispanic and Black. It just makes sense - to a Democrat.
I have a nominee. Just open the envelope and read this name: Stacey Dash. She would be great. Pretty - actually beautiful, smart as a whip, fairly well known and very, very, very conservative.
Oops. That last bit might not fit the Dem profile. Sorry about that. My apologies to Stacey who is probably a Closet Freeper. Back to the drawing board.
