“Some say that she’s a Wookie. Some say that she’s a man in cleverly costumed drag. Some say that she’s merely a low-rent grifter, a Mooch, a drain on America’s working class.....”
Please, let’s not insult the Wookies.
Yes Michelle does look like a Wookie, she grunts, screeches, and moans when she doesn’t get her way, like a Wookie.
But my knowledge of Wookies (Star Wars only) tells me that they are an Honest, and Honorable race of creatures.
Neither of those character traits would, or ever could, pertain to Michelle.
If we could trace Michelle’s DNA origins, I would be willing to say that she is more closely related to the BIGFOOT line of evolution, but without the gentleness and kindness traits demonstrated in BIGFOOT.