Posted on 08/27/2016 8:47:11 AM PDT by rey
FORT LEAVENWORTH, Kan. The Army is set to announce the creation of a special commando unit, according to senior Pentagon sources. The Joint Regional Kommando Suicide Skwad or JRKSS will reduce over-reliance on Special Operations Forces in major combat operations around the world, while giving the Army a no-holds-barred option in black operations.
Sources say the initial roster includes: Nidal Hasan, code name Professor Ex, villainous mastermind of the 2009 Fort Hood shooting; Chelsea Manning, code name Caitlyn, disseminator of classified material and notorious bed wetter; and Robert Bales, code name Whacko, the teams gruff, psychotic, loose cannon infamous for his Kandahar Massacre killing spree. Bowe The Navigator Bergdahl was included among the original members but wandered off during a preliminary training exercise and was immediately promoted to E-8. Sources close to the Chief of Staff say JRKSS is a great way to develop expendable, covert assets to utilize during high-risk, black-ops missions throughout the world.
Considering many of the members are already guilty of heinous war crimes and the deaths of innocents, collateral damage isnt of too much concern.
Weve had units like this ever since Company C wiped My Lai off the face of the map during Vietnam, said Col. Franklin Frag Rock, director of the new program.
Deploying miscreants on dangerous, distasteful missions is the only reasonable way to have these JRKSS fulfill their service obligations.
Reaction to the formation and deployment of JRKSS has been mixed.
I dont see whats so special about this unit, said Command Sgt. Maj. Anthony Stoneburg of U.S. Army Recruiting Command. Weve been enlisting felons for decades.
I really dont mind being in this situation, said Manning. As long as they let me fight like a girl. Oh, and make my call sign Puddin. Caitlyn isnt really my thing.
Bales seemed confused. So wait, said Robert Bales. Youre giving me permission this time?
Wait a damn minute, Hasan said during an insert into a hot LZ. Im in a f ing wheelchair!
Abu Muhammad al-Adani, official spokesperson and senior leader of ISIS has shown little concern over the formation of the crack unit war criminals. Just one suicide squad, said al-Adani. P***ies.
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My impression always was Bales was a good man whose brain broke under the stress of watching kids he felt responsible for die at the hands of Muslim scum.
I’d be really uncomfortable criticizing a vet who loved his men, under fucked up ROEs, who just broke in a Muslim land.
Well, Marines certainly would make fun of him and tease the heck out of him, good or bad. Yes, I realize he is Army.
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