“Now I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast...........I’m leaving.”
I see what you did there. Well played.
“Qualifications?”
“Rape. murder, arson and rape.”
“But you said rape twice?”
“I like rape.”
“Kinky!”