College Students Are Fighting Open-Carry Guns Laws With Sex Toys

MRC TV ^ | August 15, 2016 | Alissa Lopez

[bravo whiskey]

The article as written implies you can’t ccw with a holster on body. That’s just stupid. As a guy it’s easy to ccw.

[blueunicorn6]

“Hi Steve!”

“Hi Dave! How’s your daughter Kailey doing?”

“She’s at UT Austin.”

“What’s she doing there?”

“Carrying around a dildo.”

“Ohhhhhhh......nice seeing you Dave.”

[morphing libertarian]

The woman I married who sleeps with me just said, she’d rather be shot by a 9 inch dildo than a 9 mm. She’s so sweet.

[dfwgator]

“This is my rifle, this is my gun....”

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Good...when the SHTF, you run to the guys with a dildo. That’ll make sure you’re really screwed.

Post of the day!

[dfwgator]

I see a new Monty Python skit here.

How to Defend Yourself Against A Dildo.

[Theoria]

We already have those ‘rights’. We don’t get rights from the Constitution. lol...if someone wants to use a sex toy as a ‘arm’ so be it...

[xrmusn]

With dildos strapped to their back -

Does that automatically qualify them to be ‘men for a day’?

It is hard to keep up with the cultural factor these days.

Back in the day we just had to worry about wearing white socks or wearing white in August - or something like that.

Kind reminds me of the young girl getting married and the main advice from MoM was to NEVER, NEVER, roll over no matter how hard he pleads.

ON day one through 50 he said please roll over honey and finally in desperation he blurted out “For Pete’s sake!! How do you expect to have kids if you don’t roll over?”

Hard when the yutes know everything....

[faithhopecharity]

Dildo Studies. A great path to a fine, high-paying career ( in government). Their parents will be proud

[Kozak]

Someone needs to design a gun that looks like a dildo.

[Twinkie]

Don’t take a dildo to a gun fight. I can just see the
liberal kid swinging his dildo and the terrorist up and
shooting him. I don’t know what a dildo is really; but
I’m just guessing. I’ll take my Smith & Wesson thanks.

[Mouton]

This is the product of our education system augmented by permissive parenting which has instilled a too high self worth and ego into this rabble.

[faithhopecharity]

Yes! (Some of them probably also use their arm as a sex toy. ). Daddy’s tuition money at work

[USMCPOP]

[Larry Lucido]

Can I carry a Super Soaker?

[Trillian]

Like we haven’t heard of assault with a concrete dildo before.

[Organic Panic]

BABABOOEY

Just disarm the attacker

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Stunts like this are very helpful to me. I only use Facebook for screening job applicants and interns. Seeing something like this would immediately land these “students” resumes in the trash bin...

You're obviously not running a Spencer's Gifts store.

[762X51]

I’m just assuming the black dildos are assault cocks.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I don’t know what a dildo is really; but I’m just guessing.

Dildo (NSFW)

You'll probably need eye bleach afterwards.