Never cared for golf. “Golf” is “flog” spelled backwards. You place a ball on the ground and then you `flog’ at it until it kerplunks into a pond whereupon you break your club over your knee, pitch it into the water, then pitch all your clubs into the water and then when your caddie laughs you pitch him in too while the whole time you are loudly swearing the mighty oaths of the deep water sailor.
Then an alligator emerges from the pond & takes your foot off.
No thanks.
;^)
lol