effing democrats. they stole Trump signs out of my yard here in Ohio too. twice. One SOB tried to scrape off a NOBAMA sticker from the window of my corvette while it was parked at the Cracker Barrel back in 2008. Democrats are total scum.
In high school physics class we had a hand held Van de Graaff generator. A few times, getting in early, we'd close the door, set it against the knob, and crank it up to the max. People walking down the hall between classes, if they got too close, would get zapped. The screams were delicious!
I’m in the back woods of PA and when myself and my parents put up Trump signs a few weeks ago, I was sure they would be stolen. But they are still standing! I live in a good area though where most everyone is honest. Plus if people trespass around here they know they can get shot. :)