I used to consider Madison a benchmark of conservativism, but then I found out he never ran a big successful company.
Not only was Madison never a businessman but he was also unfailingly a gentleman, kept a civil tongue in his head, never publicly referenced blood coming out of a woman’s “whatever” or made brute threats against his rivals. What fun was there in Wee Jimmuh? How could such a boring man make ANY worthwhile contribution to our country like being The Father of the Constitution (containing no foul language at all)?