"yada yada yada and Really, if you must excerpt (and there was no need to excerpt here) can you at least TRY for some context?"It's called "a hook". Look into that for yourself in order to add a little spice to your boring existence. Then you might not be compelled to waste people's time by being a silly knee-biter.
Also, it is a long story with lots of photos - I thought best presented on the webpage it was created for. There are your reasons.
14 replies, a third from me and you. Need a better hook, my friend. :-)