This reminds me of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
As soon as I read “faster than the speed of light,” I thought of the B-52s...and with the link you provided, I heard the Planet Clair song. Thanks guy. That helped to make my day. Back in the mid 70s I worked in a college avenue Restaurant. Athens, Ga. Keith and Ricky (future B-52s guys) and their friends would arrive at 2:00 pm and get 15 cent iced tea with free refills and sit at the long table near the south facing window. And then 45 minutes later they would all get up and go forth with their days activities. If you lived in Athens back then you would get the humor of the B-52s and of course lots of non-Athens Ga. People liked the humor as well. Thanks