I would have preferred a Pizza Delivery Truck, but you can't have it all! :-)
To: Lazamataz
See Laz dreams do sometimes come true!
2 posted on
03/23/2016 12:07:43 PM PDT by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
Two trucks, one carrying beer and the other hauling chips, collided in Florida I'm waiting for a chocolate truck to collide with a peanut butter truck.
3 posted on
03/23/2016 12:09:35 PM PDT by
SIDENET
To: Kartographer
The driver:
4 posted on
03/23/2016 12:13:48 PM PDT by
ConservingFreedom
(Trump fans:'he's no more conservative than Mitt'-www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3389209/posts)
To: Kartographer
“....Two trucks, one carrying beer and the other hauling chips, collided ...”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
5 posted on
03/23/2016 12:15:09 PM PDT by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Kartographer
At least it wasn’t Snowballs.
To: Kartographer
11 posted on
03/23/2016 12:33:34 PM PDT by
frithguild
(The warmth and goodness of Gaia is a nuclear reactor in the Earth's core that burns Thorium)
To: Kartographer
13 posted on
03/23/2016 12:45:48 PM PDT by
Oratam
To: Kartographer
I’m on my way with the dip!
14 posted on
03/23/2016 12:45:56 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Kartographer
Hey.. where’s the guacamole truck?
17 posted on
03/23/2016 12:56:24 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans are in rebellion... teach him why)
To: Kartographer
I guess the truck must of hit a “dip” in the road
18 posted on
03/23/2016 12:57:54 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans are in rebellion... teach him why)
To: Kartographer
The Horror!! The Horror!!
21 posted on
03/23/2016 1:06:54 PM PDT by
commish
(The takers rule. Time to implement the triple G plan - GOD, GUNS, & GOLD)
To: Kartographer
When I was a teenager I was at the truck and tractor shop picking up a part for our old Studebaker ton truck.
Low and behold a truckload of Old Milwaukee beer overturned trying to make the turn from the state road onto the town road.
Being an enterprising, and polite, young fella I asked the driver if he needed some help.
He looked around at the beer laying on the street and told me I could have all I could pick up.
When I was finished that driver told me he never would have believed a 1953 Dodge step side half ton pickup would hold so much beer.
I bought a tarp to cover the beer and headed home.
I had a heck of a time hiding all that beer from my folks.
Several months later I saw my daddy leaving one of my honey holes with a six pack.
Later that day he just looked at me and said “you didn’t really think you could keep that secret did you.”
As long as I didn’t tell Mama, he didn’t tell Mama.
Win, win.
27 posted on
03/23/2016 1:41:35 PM PDT by
oldvirginian
(American by birth, Southern by the grace of God and Virginian because Jesus loves me. CRUZ 2016!)
To: Kartographer
31 posted on
03/23/2016 3:33:22 PM PDT by
To Hell With Poverty
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. ~ JFK ~)
To: Kartographer
A crash made in heaven...
Just think, if they'd only collided with a Kraft truck, they could've had beer cheese soup!
32 posted on
03/23/2016 4:55:13 PM PDT by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Kartographer
The crash between the semi-tractor trailer transporting Busch beerNo big loss.
38 posted on
03/24/2016 8:41:37 AM PDT by
dfwgator
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