The lib business owners tried to grow coffee in Panama at an altitude above which coffee normally grows.
Here is the best line: "The altitude at Finca Sophia is 6,300 feet, which means the plants are as oxygenstarved as a socialists brain.
Yeah, plants don't use oxygen but I suppose the writer wanted to use the phrase.
Uh ... yes, they do. So do socialits. But the plants actually yield something useful ... even belladonna and cacti.