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1 posted on 11/25/2015 3:13:58 PM PST by NYer
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2 posted on 11/25/2015 3:33:07 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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Yes, I know of the turducken. It’s retarded.

For anyone looking for a change of pace for Thanksgiving dinner, try a standing rib roast. Use the leftover bones to make Vincent Price’s Deviled Rib Bones recipe. Google it.

You can always get the small deboned Butterball turkey breast roast to serve for those who simply must have turkey instead of prime rib. You know, crazy people.


3 posted on 11/25/2015 3:34:20 PM PST by The KG9 Kid
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Sounds downright nauseating.


5 posted on 11/25/2015 3:47:09 PM PST by SpaceBar
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Haggis! All you need to know.

Haggis!


6 posted on 11/25/2015 3:53:40 PM PST by prisoner6 (Unmutual and Disharmonious)
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And on last night’s episode of NCIS, they showed Ducky’s assistant sewing up a turducken.


9 posted on 11/25/2015 3:57:40 PM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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I’ll take the Turducken and the vegeturducken together please...with gravy please.


10 posted on 11/25/2015 4:01:03 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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Turducken? You lost me at turd. Chuckey might be more appetizing.


11 posted on 11/25/2015 4:01:24 PM PST by printhead (Standard & Poor - Poor is the new standard.)
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The first Thanksgiving after my oldest sister got married we stuffed hard-boiled eggs inside the bird without her knowledge.

When her hubby started carving my youngest sister saw the eggs and said "OMG you cooked a pregnant turkey!". Big Sis bolted from the room. 30 years later she still makes ham instead of turkey.

My family put the FUN in dysFUNctional. Last dinner I attended I openly carried a sidearm and told them if 0bama was mentioned I'd happily shoot the offender. No more invites for the last 7 years.

BTW I'm mesquite smoking a brined turkey over night long and slow.

Happy Thanksgiving FReeper FRiends!

12 posted on 11/25/2015 4:05:59 PM PST by WhirlwindAttack ( The gun doesn't care how you feel about it)
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Kids are away, no family coming this year, so just the wife and me.
Screw the poultry - we’re having thick, juicy ribeyes, hot off the grill!


13 posted on 11/25/2015 4:14:01 PM PST by mkleesma (`Call to me, and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.')
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You’re saying “Turd, duck, en what?” Complete the meal parts please.

Sounds like a pretty crappy meal to me.

Try hot little seasoned brisket for a change. You’ll never go back and thousands of turkeys will bless you.


14 posted on 11/25/2015 4:18:06 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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