[John Semmens]

ping

[Thorliveshere]

HAHA! Nice!

[rockrr]

The only way for the scales of social justice to be balanced is for whites to be forced to labor on behalf of blacks, just as blacks were forced to labor on behalf of whites before the Civil War."

For crap sake John - don't give them any ideas! ;')

[dayglored]

Dammit, John, I come to your columns for semi-news / semi-satire but what do I get? It all reads like the news.

If there's satire in there, it's mighty well hidden... It's not fair, John. Ya gotta start putting something implausible in these articles, so I can tell where the satire is.

Good one!! :-)

[TBP]

Are you sure this is satire?

[Lake Living]

Thanks John! It’s getting harder to laugh. Just when you think it can’t get anymore absurd - you’re forced to expand you concept once again.

[Beave Meister]

[MasterGunner01]

Unfortunately, this isn't satire.

[GOPJ]

Brenda Smith-Lezama, vice president of the Missouri Students Association, took pride in the rising groundswell of support for censorship saying "it's about time the youth of this nation take a stand against the verbal pollution that hides behind the First Amendment. Social justice shouldn't be thwarted by slavish devotion to the out-dated idea that everyone has the right to speak his mind regardless of the consequences."

You're captured the mindset of the stupid totalitarian twits... Good job John...