It’s not a “real school” because it teaches its students to think for themselves.
It’s not a “real school” because it trains its students to think critically.
It’s not a “real school” because it inculcates a love of classical learning.
The horror!
Hillsdale College — Education for Leadership
It’s not a “real school” because it teaches Austrian economics and is home to the library of the late, great Ludwig von Mises.
Not to mention the fact that Hillsdale women tend to be quite attractive — which probably upsets this toad from the Federal bureaucracy.
It’s not a “real school” because it offers courses in the Constitution and Western Civilization.