***PING***
A guy enters a Muslim bookstore?
The Muslim owner asked if he could help.
The man said, “Do you have the book by Donald Trump about the problems caused by Muslim immigration?”
The owner answered, “OK, get the f–k out of here, and don’t ever come back, is that clear?”
The customer nodded: “Yes, that’s the one; do you have it in paperback?”
(courtesy Michael Goodwin, NYP)