“All true, and you can also see the opposite, the whiny wimps who show up on every Trump thread to repeat their same lame put-downs and juvenile graphics.”
I used to suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Now, though, I’ve been using exposure therapy by reading articles and threads like this, and I’m starting to come around. My fellow TDS sufferers, take heed of my words!
I watch footage of him at the rallies, with that Trump swagger and alpha male bravado, and I can’t help it - he’s just such a MAN!
I bet his sweat smells like a combination of Jovan Musk, diesel fumes, and a portehouse steak.
When he whispers sweet nothings in your ear, I bet it sounds like a Metallica guitar solo.
I bet his hands, while caressing your neck, feel like a cross between fine egyptian cotton and the leather interior of an 80’s Cadillac.
I WANT to take a grade away from you because the idea of Trump touching me or whispering anything in my ear makes my gag reflex engage. Dude, you didn't HAVE to use the word "caress", did you!?
I've always found him physically gross, with that red face and that salt monster mouth.
But you deserve the A+.
Too scared?