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A Marxist, A Calculator & A Comedian Walk Into A Bar
Self | 07/09/15 | Me

Posted on 07/10/2015 12:20:14 AM PDT by xuberalles

If you’ve ever played the shell game – one ball and three half coconuts – then you understand the entire charade behind this so-called economic recovery: deception. Let me introduce you to subtraction, addition’s tricky friend! According to astute celebrities like Chris Rock, only in America could a black President lower the unemployment rate to less than 6%, reduce the price of gas to $2.50 a gallon, end two wars – despite accounting for 75% of all casualties and using the exact same timetable as George Bush – and still somehow be considered a failure. Hmm, well that depends on whether or not our color-coded jokester flunked math, bought women drinks with their own money, wore a pirated Che Guevara t-shirt or confused Civics class with his cousin’s repossessed ride.

When 1 + 1 = 3, truth is only as relevant as the name of the IRS seizing your home. In other words, the end justifies the means. Today the Bureau of Labor Statistics announced that unemployment has fallen to a respectable 5.3%; the lowest rate in Barack Obama’s tenure. Unfortunately for both reverse mortgage and Sodoku enthusiasts, the media excluded one teensy-weensy detail; nearly half a million Americans dropped out of the workforce in June alone. Although roughly 223,000 jobs were added – a historically modest number considering the high number of part-time hires – 432,000 Americans crashed out of the workforce and landed directly onto the cushy couch of socialism. In what other universe, fascist state of banned mathematical computation, is a 200,000 net loss a triumph of historic proportions? Even worse, what do you call it when only 60% of the civilian work force is employed full-time? Pocket change”?

In six years alone over 13 million citizens have fallen of the workforce and are no longer counted in the unemployment equation; nearly three times the number of the often assailed George W. Bush. In other words, real unemployed stands near 15% while black unemployment – those alleged beneficiaries of Democratic policies - is well over 20%. Workforce participation is now at a paltry 62.6% and represents the lowest mark since the economic futility of Jimmy Carter. Yet for all the “Blame Bush” rhetoric liberals conveniently invoke to pardon their Marxist messiah, workforce participation never dipped below 65.8% under the former President while median unemployment was 5.4% during his two terms; a number Barack Obama just now surpassed due to near record non-participation, or approximately 100 million Americans not seeking employment. Honestly, how else could welfare recipients skyrocket from 27 million to 48 million, household income plummet by over $3,000 and the national debt nearly double to just under 19 trillion under Barry's watch alone; because of unprecedented prosperity and unclaimed lottery tickets? If only.

Contrary to the retirement advice of community organizers, true economic recoveries are almost always defined by steep gains due to the inevitable statistical contrast of the recessions they inherently follow. The Reagan years brought annual real GDP growth of 3.5 percent; 4.9 percent directly after the recession. In inflation-adjusted dollars, the GDP jumped from 6.5 trillion at the end of 1980 to 8.61 trillion at the end of 1988. That’s a 32 percent bump and the equivalent of adding the entire West German economy to our own. During the reign of Obamanomics, the GDP has grown at an anemic 9.6 percent…TOTAL…and economic growth under the Great Communicator was easily more than double that of the Great Divider. When over one-third of the country is living paycheck to paycheck, 40% have no retirement savings, and the average savings account balance is below $4000, prosperity becomes an oxymoron of progress; or in government parlance, a lie! You cannot multiple wealth by dividing it through the straw of social justice.

Unless I’m missing the purpose of comedy, like being the butt of a bad joke, perhaps Mr. Rock could tell America what white president was re-elected sporting the same horrific economic record as one Barack Hussein Obama. Care to venture? Not one guess? ZERO! Yes, please excuse me for pulling out my racist calculator and hitting the “O”bama button to clear the pungent air of progressive bean counters. And just in case our talented comic’s false charge is beginning to run on empty, gas was only $1.80 a gallon in 2008. How ironic being that’s about the same time common sense was hijacked, stuffed in the trunk of a Chevy Volt and driven off the cliff in the name of hope. If endless business failures and mass layoffs are a sign of days to come, I suggest we put on our blinker, take a sharp right turn and head straight for the corner of “Wake” & “The Hell Up"! I hear they’re not using our money and the Constitution as confetti to celebrate the planned suffocation of American exceptionalism.


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: barackobama; chrisrock; economy; unemployment

1 posted on 07/10/2015 12:20:14 AM PDT by xuberalles
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To: xuberalles

Good!


2 posted on 07/10/2015 12:29:19 AM PDT by Eagles6 ( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
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To: xuberalles

That’s why one should not listen to Chris Rock.


3 posted on 07/10/2015 1:19:07 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: xuberalles

Nice! The problem is you can’t use logic to talk a single obamabot out of their delusion. Now, those who aren’t that drunk on the kool-aid, some of then did come around but not enough to making that POS a one-termer.


4 posted on 07/10/2015 2:12:08 AM PDT by Dad was my hero
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To: xuberalles

O’Brien held up the fingers of his left hand, with the thumb concealed.

‘There are five fingers there. Do you see five fingers?’

‘Yes.’

-1984


5 posted on 07/10/2015 3:38:15 AM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: xuberalles
It is painful to listen to Chris Rock's screechy voice.
As a comedian he's awful.
As a person he's a clown.
Rock famously said that Obama " ... is difficult to ridicule..." when in fact Obama's combination of extreme arrogance and ignorance plus his propensity for constantly uttering gaffes make him a classic comic figure, and anyone who doesn't recognize that has no real sense of comedy.
In many ways Chris Rock is an exteremly lucky guy to still have a career.
6 posted on 07/10/2015 4:15:22 AM PDT by Amagi (Lenin: "Socialized Medicine is the Keystone to the Arch of the Socialist State.")
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To: xuberalles

Bump - Good post!


7 posted on 07/10/2015 4:54:29 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: SaveFerris
That’s why one should not listen to Chris Rock.

Not really true. Chris Rock gives great advice, to black people:

Chris Rock: How Not To Get Your A$$ Kicked By The Police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR465HoCWFQ

8 posted on 07/10/2015 4:56:01 AM PDT by zipper (In their heart of hearts, all Democrats are communists)
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To: xuberalles

Zero didn’t “end the wars,” he just stopped our side from fighting, handing the victory to our enemy.


9 posted on 07/10/2015 8:14:54 AM PDT by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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To: Amagi

Yep - I don’t listen to him. He’s just a different version of a spin doctor. Ultimately, he comes down on the side of PR front man.


10 posted on 07/10/2015 9:53:23 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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