[Ray76]

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

"Points out the same amber Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and Makes me smell his smell"

Okaaaaay...

[W.]

Derp?

Some people claim drugs enhance their creativity. Epic fail, 0...

[Paine in the Neck]

[Sasparilla]

Huh??

[Fiji Hill]

This one is far better:

LIFE

I wonder what it’s all about, and why
We suffer so, when little things go wrong?
We make our life a struggle,
When life should be a song.

Our troubles break and drench us,
Like spray on the cleaving prow
Of some trim Gloucester schooner
As it dips in a graceful bow.

Our troubles break and drench us
But like that cleaving prow,
The wind will fan and dry us
And we’ll watch some other bow.

But why does sorrow drench us
When our fellow passes on?
He’s just exchanged life’s dreary dirge
For an eternal life of song

What is the inborn human trait
That frowns on a life of song?
That makes us weep at the journey’s end,
When the journey was oft-times wrong?

Weep when we reach the door
That opens to let us in,
And brings to us eternal peace
As it closes again on sin.

Millions have gone before us,
And millions will come behind
So why do we curse and fight
At a fate wise and kind

We hang onto a jaded life
A life of sorrow and pain
A life that warps and breaks us,
And we try to run through it again.

—Ronald Reagan, 1928

[Cats Pajamas]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgk732vfGQ Obama referring to Michelle as Michael.

God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness” (2 Thessalonians 2:10-12).

[atc23]

OK - that’s just sick and twisted. Obama really wrote this homoerotic treastie?