[econjack]

Even better when you read her bio, which starts out:

Professor Sara Pritchard is an historian of technology and an environmental historian specializing in twentieth-century France and the French empire...She is also presently conceptualizing a research project to investigate the emergence of concerns regarding lightscapes and soundscapes in the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries.

More drivel at: http://sts.cornell.edu/people/sbp65.cfm

[Lizavetta]

She is also presently conceptualizing a research project to investigate the emergence of concerns regarding lightscapes and soundscapes

A specialty made for life in academia where you are funded by taxpayers and don't have to do anything useful. She wouldn't survive in real life.