[Ready4Freddy]

Shit, there ain’t a white man in this room that would change places with me.

None of you would change places with me. And l’m rich!

That’s how good it is to be white. There’s a white, one-legged busboy in here right now... that won’t change places with my black ass.

~Chris Rock

[Lizavetta]

Shit, there ain’t a white man in this room that would change places with me. None of you would change places with me. And l’m rich!

And Chris Rock would never change places with a woman. So there.