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Women Wearing Jeans Are Reason Behind Earthquakes: JUI-F Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman (Who knew?)
New Indian Express ^ | May 30, 2015 | Online Desk

Posted on 06/03/2015 11:03:06 AM PDT by concernedcitizen76

During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed forces to launch a military operation against women wearing jeans all over Pakistan.

According to him, the immodesty of women is the cause behind earthquakes, inflation and other kinds of disasters.

Fazlur Rehman went on to say that a woman who is not covered like a 'sack of flour' is a mobile weapon of mass destruction for her state and that Pakistan has multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities.

Rehman then blamed 'immodest women' for the Baluchistan crisis, lack of energy supply and the deteriorating security situation in Pakistan.

Fazlur Rehman was suggesting that, if these women are wrapped in sacks and kept inside homes and if the Shariah law was in place, then the Taliban brothers would not be attacking Pakistan.

Fazlur Rehman also talked about the demerits of the operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP). Justifying his angst, Fazlur Rehman said that Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.

Providing a solution he continued saying that once Allah stops delivering his wrath via the Taliban, the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment leading to improvement in the energy situation.

Rehman then openly requested the army chief and the prime minister to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.



TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1moretime; dungarees; jeans; levis; seismology
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"During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed forces to launch a military operation against women wearing jeans all over Pakistan."

"Rehman then openly requested the army chief and the prime minister to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation."

You can't make this stuff up. Isn't there an old saying that runs, "Those the gods destroy they first make mad"?

1 posted on 06/03/2015 11:03:06 AM PDT by concernedcitizen76
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To: concernedcitizen76

The REAL War on Women.


2 posted on 06/03/2015 11:05:19 AM PDT by tioga
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To: concernedcitizen76

According to Falwell and Robertson it was the fault of the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way.

I think women wearing jeans are way down the list of responsible parties.


3 posted on 06/03/2015 11:10:47 AM PDT by FewsOrange
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To: concernedcitizen76
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4 posted on 06/03/2015 11:13:44 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: FewsOrange

Guys wearing ear rings pretty much signaled the tipping point to the end of western civilization.

Or maybe tramp stamps.


5 posted on 06/03/2015 11:15:08 AM PDT by mbarker12474
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To: concernedcitizen76

Saw this one babe wearing skinny jeans the other day, and I do believe the Earth moved. Jus’ sayin’...


6 posted on 06/03/2015 11:19:28 AM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: mbarker12474

However, the pirates and buccaneers of yore wore ear rings. I figure disco heralded of the end of Western civilization.


7 posted on 06/03/2015 11:23:35 AM PDT by concernedcitizen76 (Term limits. Repeal the 16th and 17th amendments. Sunset bureaucracies.)
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To: concernedcitizen76
Might have something there...

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8 posted on 06/03/2015 11:23:35 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: concernedcitizen76

ed. heralded the end...


9 posted on 06/03/2015 11:24:21 AM PDT by concernedcitizen76 (Term limits. Repeal the 16th and 17th amendments. Sunset bureaucracies.)
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10 posted on 06/03/2015 11:25:09 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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However, the pirates and buccaneers of yore wore ear rings.

Bunch of dudes on a ship. Months at a stretch. No ESPN. Wearing ear rings.

11 posted on 06/03/2015 11:27:22 AM PDT by mbarker12474
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To: concernedcitizen76
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12 posted on 06/03/2015 11:30:35 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL

I dunno. I’m gonna need more evidence. BTT


13 posted on 06/03/2015 11:30:36 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: ETL

She needs somebody to follow her around and hold those hip pockets shut so her stuff doesn’t fall out.


14 posted on 06/03/2015 11:32:55 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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Actually, these jean-wearing women are more likely to cause the ground to shake, at least a little...

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15 posted on 06/03/2015 11:34:29 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: mbarker12474

Hmmm.

For the record, “Gruesome in Pink” is the visual equivalent of an ice cold shower.


16 posted on 06/03/2015 11:37:07 AM PDT by concernedcitizen76 (Term limits. Repeal the 16th and 17th amendments. Sunset bureaucracies.)
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To: ETL

I’m convinced! I’m a believer!! Please don’t hurt me anymore!!!


17 posted on 06/03/2015 11:39:42 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: ETL

Women of Democrat Underground?


18 posted on 06/03/2015 11:39:53 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: bk1000


Worth the risk.
19 posted on 06/03/2015 11:40:26 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

She must be a plumber.


20 posted on 06/03/2015 11:48:01 AM PDT by moovova
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