[Hardens Hollow]

Here they are:

1) If you believe ObamaCare will lower your insurance premiums, reduce you deductibles, and provide more choices, you might be a boot-lick’n liberal.

2) If you believe the Fair Tax is unfair, you are ignorant of the facts and a boot-lick’n liberal.

3) If you believe the $18 trillion national debt is not a crisis, you might be a boot-lick’n liberal.

4) If you believe most Americans are better off today than six years ago, you might be a boot-lick’n liberal.

5) If you believe our economy is growing as well as it can, you might be a boot-lick’n liberal.

6) If you believe the Democrats in Congress care about you and what’s good for you and your family, you might be a boot-lick’n liberal.

7) If you believe Hillary Clinton should be the next president of the United States, you are an idiot!

8) If you believe we need more taxes and more government and more free stuff from government, you might be a boot-lick’n liberal.

9) If you believe you help the poor by hurting the rich, you are a boot-lick’n liberal. Bless your heart!

[humblegunner]

You might be a boot-lick’n liberal if . . .

..You pimp a blog?

[skeeter]

You might be a najdi sandal-lick’n liberal if . . .

My only suggestion for improving this essay.

[DoodleDawg]

So that’s what Mr. 9-9-9 has been up to lately.

[Paine in the Neck]

...if your name is Boehner or McConnell.

"Is he talking about us?"