Smoking? Sounds like they are dropping Acid to me. That’s when the mummies can be seen walking, for sure!!! But then they start melting into the background.
Your insensitivity allows you to ignore the tragic facts of settled science. The Chinchorro mummies hardest hit by Global Warming were members of the Chinchorro LGBTG Community, women, children, and members of minority groups. Put aside your gender-normative, patriarchal, and yes racist views. Yes, you heard me correctly, I said "racist."
If the Chinchorro victims of anthropogenic Global Warming were turning into white ooze, you two would be shouting; demanding Federal Government Action, from the housetops!
Please, work with us now to save Mother Gaia.