My neighborhood is being taken over by Indians,
I beat an Indian (red dot, not woo woo) at a salvage auction over a lot of chairs. I got a really good deal.
You’d a thought I’d grabbed his wife the way he bitched and moaned! I finally had to tell him to go p*** up a rope.
I should have told him to do the magic rope trick, then p*** up it, but hindsight is 20/20.