Posted on 01/31/2015 11:31:22 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
A few times on this board I suggested sending out a privateer to the Indian Ocean to deal with the pirates. A small ex-military boat disguised as a yacht (say an ex-Soviet Osa).
Abdul, look, rich lazy infidels on a yacht.
Well lets join their party. Get the guns and the RPG’s out!
(Pirate boat approaches the “yacht”)
Abdul, the infidels have started their engines, they think they are going to get away.
No, look, they are coming to us! Obviously liberals who thing they can reason with us. Easy pickings.
Abdul, that boat is going awful fast. What is that thing on the deck.
(The second hand Bofors barks sending 40mm shells towards the pirates)
Now, fellow FReepers, how do we stow something out of sight when in a port.
Sell it to those Sea Shepherd pirates so the Jap whalers can sink it!
That would seal the deal for me!
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