Ten Commandments according to Obama
Thou shall worship no other gods than Obama
Thou shall not make graven images unless they are Communist dictators
Thou shall not take Obama’s name in vain lest the NSA record it for later usage against you
Thou shall keep the National Amnesty Day holy for it is Obama’s crowning achievement of destruction
Thou shall honor the State and Obama before thy mother and father
Thou shall not murder political opponents or dissenters unless they oppose Obama
Thou shall no commit adultery if you are straight; if thou are LGBT anything with an orifice goes
Thou shall not steal unless you are Democrat or illegal alien then everyone should give you everything for free; it’s also okay to steal other people’s identities
Thou shall not bear false witness unless its to achieve agendas and you are Democrat or acting under Valerie Jarrett’s order, then anything goes
Thou shall no longer have to covet; just take it from the White man until he has nothing left to give